WHICH DRUG SHOULD YOU TRY

Quiz tells you which drug is best to take based on a series of questions about your preference of physical and mental states. According to my results, MDMA would best satisfy my preferences.

At first I thought this was a pretty useful tool, but somewhere along the way, the line of questioning began to scare me from taking any drug at all. The breaking point may have been the question asking whether I feared brain or organ damage more.

THE ANTI-ENERGY DRINK

With the tagline "Slow Your Roll", this carbonated grape flavored drink (actually called "Drank") contains melatonin, valerian root, and rose hips and guarantees to take away any energy you might have had before to do anything productive with your life. (Singer find)

DRANK: Slow Your Roll