CHRISTIAN BALE ARRESTED

Christian Bale was arrested this morning for assaulting his mother & sister on Sunday in his hotel in England. I'm sure the altercation went something like this:

Christian: Mom, did you love the movie? I'm batman!
Mom: Yea, but why did you have to do that voice the whole time? It was a little much.
Christian: What? That's my batman voice, so that they don't know who I really am.
Sister: Yea, but Mom's right. Couldn't you have talked normally? I mean do you really think you have THAT distinguishable of a voice in all of Gotham that you have to talk like your about to cough up a lung? I wanted to give you a lozenge for your throat
Christian: Why I oughtta...