DARK KNIGHT DELETED SCENE

Deleted scene from the newest Batman showing the effect Batman was having on the citizens of Gotham. Needless to say, Batman is kind of a dick.

Hasday find via Funny or Die

HOW NOT TO KISS

A short video of various ways to kiss/disgust a woman.

Singer find via BWE

HOW TO PRETEND YOU CARE ABOUT POLITICS

Onion news video on "How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election". These are also great b/c they recreate the formats and personalities of the shows they're mocking so well.

via The Onion

HOW NOT TO PICK UP WOMEN

The below audio is of two messages left on a girl's voicemail by a guy named Dimitri. That's all we know. That's all we need to know. The messages speak for themselves.

(Not actually Dimitri. But helps with the visuals while listening.)

J Hubbard find

IF ANIMALS COULD TALK

Check out the rest and other animals at New Yorker via Kottke.org

A REALISTIC HOLLYWOOD SEX SCENE

It's a known fact that everything always works out better in the movies than in real life. Worst of all is the Hollywood sex scene. There's always so much passion and gracefulness. As much as this may upset us, it's probably better than if they offered a more accurate portrayal.

Slightly NSFW

via College Humor

SAN FRAN TO NAME SEWAGE SYSTEM AFTER PRESIDENT

San Francisco will really be showing their bitterness toward this administration in November when they vote on a proposition to name one of the city's largest sewage systems after George W. Bush.

via Times Online

THE ONION ON CHILDREN'S HEALTHCARE

The Onion conducts a study which surprisingly shows that most children are strongly opposed to Children's Healthcare.

via The Onion

GEORGE CARLIN DIES AT 71

New York Times' piece on the life and times of one of the forefathers of modern day stand up. He died on Sunday due to heart failure.

Carlin's most famous bit on the 7 dirty words (obviously NSFW)