MARRIAGE PROPOSAL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

Guy proposes to his girlfriend at a basketball game, and is rejected on national TV. I love how even the mascot seems a little pissed when the girl storms off.

BLAST FROM THE PAST

Below is a marital scale that was created by a psychologist and marriage counselor in the 30's. The point of it is for a husband to answer the below questions and add or subtract merit points based off his answer. The final result will categorize her as "very poor" to "very superior". It's very interesting to see what we legitimately expected of our wives 70 years ago. Click on the chart to be able to read it.


via The American Psychological Association

CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'

The fattest man in the world is getting married. Weighing in at 700 lbs (he recently lost 500+), he plans to lose enough so that he can be able to stand up during the wedding.

"We are a couple," Uribe said. "We have sex, and in the eyes of God we are already married."