Paris Hilton is pissed about Mccain's negative campaign ad against Obama in which he compares Obama to Paris. She gets back at him by reading a cue card on camera.
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Onion news video on "How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election". These are also great b/c they recreate the formats and personalities of the shows they're mocking so well.

San Francisco will really be showing their bitterness toward this administration in November when they vote on a proposition to name one of the city's largest sewage systems after George W. Bush.
via Times Online
The Onion conducts a study which surprisingly shows that most children are strongly opposed to Children's Healthcare.
Below is Obama's first TV ad as the Democratic Nominee. It's becoming apparent that the beginning of his campaign will be more about debunking the numerous rumors about him than about his policies for change.
American troops shot this footage while traveling through "the hood" in Iraq. I think these kids thought the Americans were shooting a music video.
Jon Stewart reports on a new epidemic that is sweeping the nation. Symptoms include believing all the rumors you hear on the Internets about Barack Obama.
A vendor was permanently banned from any future state Republican convention's after he was caught selling the below buttons at his booth at the Texas Republican Convention this past weekend.via Americablog
This is a political ad that Lyndon Johnson ran in the '60's when he was running for President. The ad basically says "Vote for me, or you will die".
Barack Obama has started a new website dedicated to listing and debunking all the rumors about him from being a Muslim to refusing to say the Pledge of Allegiance. There aren't that many listed yet, but I assume they're just getting ready for when the real smears start flying during the General Election.